Dog Snot Diaries

It was a little chilly, but I got in my first skydive of the year.

Larsen & Brusgaard Pro-Dytter. Necessary? Hell no. That’s the beauty of new toys. I also faxed in the design for the Wings container I’m in the process of having made. Supposedly, it’s going to take 14 weeks. Pictures when it comes. In the meantime, here’s the dytter.

I haven’t been writing. I just can’t seem to get motivated when I have the time. Every minute I’m not working, I’m either jumping out of planes or hunting. I jumped all day yesterday, doing relative work.

Michelle “The Racist” Obama is pissing me off. I’ll work up something on her shortly. She’s a fucking tool bag.

It’s getting to be an expensive toy month, and we’re just starting the second week. First, I got a custom AR-15 from Anvil Arms. The product was nice, but I absolutely don’t recommend Anvil Arms. There are other companies that produce an equal product quicker and with less bullshit.

Then, I upgraded my skydiving license and bought a new toy to celebrate. I picked up a new Alti-Track. I’ve seen a few of them around and have been dying to get one. Unfortunately, quality skydiving gear isn’t cheap, and my old altimeter worked fine. I wanted the details and logging capability of the Alti-Track, so I broke down and ordered one. It won’t be in for this weekends jump, but hopefully by next week.

I’m voting for Obama because….er….ah… Oh, I don’t know, some guy picked me up at the bus stop and said he’d give me a ride anywhere if I voted.

Cynthia McKinney appears nuts. Fringe Democrats are nuts. Yes Cynthia, the Department of Defense murdered 5000 “souls” and dumped them in a Louisiana swamp. Who are your “inside sources”? The voices in your head?

You go girl!

Nothing like a little indoctrination…

If you saw the plane I just jumped from, you’d see it clearly didn’t apply. What a piece of crap. It was a small Cesna 182 and we packed the people in. The door flies open and you climb out on the wheel. You aren’t changing the jump order once you get into it.

I’ll try to grab some pictures later.

My latest edition. The picture is NOT mine. I borrowed it from Google. It’s identical to mine, though, including the accessories.

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