I’m not going to lie. This certainly makes me wish I could start blogging again.
Saturday, January 9, 2016
Wednesday, September 2, 2015
Monday, September 9, 2013
Jump out of a B-17 this week? I think I shall.
Why blog when I can Facebook.
Saturday, April 20, 2013
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. What’s been taking up my time? Work. Shooting. Skydiving. Home Brewing. Gym. The list is endless. When the hell did I get so many hobbies?
In a sick way, I miss blogging. I wonder what happened to all my stalking, death threat delivering, nutcase stalkers? Those were the days. I was always amazed at how seriously idiots take the internet.
So let’s play catch up. My lab is now 3 years old. I only went on one skydiving vacation this year. I’ve purchased several new firearms, another 34′ camper, and a helmet cam. I’m sure I missed something there.
My chimney blew off.
Then part of my roof blew off. Having a house over 100 years old is pretty slick, but requires constant repair.
I just bottled a batch of Amber Ale, and I have a batch of Imperial Pale Ale in primary.
I hit 30 countries in 2 days on 20 meters last month.
So that’s about it. Guns, beer, travel, and falling from the sky. Who could ask for more? Here’s hoping 2010 is as great to me as 2009 was.
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Are flight attendants in short supply? Are they scraping the bottom of the resume pools? Why on earth would they employ fat people? They work in a thin tube, walking up and down a thinner aisle.
The aisle seat used to be great. You could stretch out your leg, get to the bathroom without disturbing people sitting next to you. You got a little extra shoulder room with your own arm rest. That’s all changed. Now it’s a place to have a fat ass bounced off your head every time the fat stewardess walks by.
Seriously. Hire some thin people.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
I sat there watching the President speak in utter disbelief. Seriously. How the fuck did this happen? How did we get a President who OPENLY calls for operational control of a private corporation? Has anyone read the Constitution? Does anyone understand economics? For the past decade we’ve been propping up bad debt with government security. Now, when that bad debt does what it’s supposed to do (go bad) we bail out those companies. The market crashes. The economy crumbles. What does this Administration do to fix the problem? Why, bolster programs that caused the problem to begin with. Makes sense, right? Sweet Baby Jesus.
He needs to go before he makes things worse. He needs to take that fucking nutcase Barney Frank with him. Calling Scalia a homophobe? Has he bothered to look up Scalia’s voting record? Why does nobody call him on his idiocy? Why is he still in Washington?
If you’re employed, hard working, and pay your taxes, you’re fucked.
Monday, March 9, 2009
Well, unless your someone who’s never worked for your money, anyway. Let the redistribution begin. If The One gets his way, we’ll spend more during this administration than all others combined. We’ll move towards more government control of….well, everything. We’ll tax the job makers until they bleed, then spread it amongst the job evaders. We’ll silence talk radio. We’ll reward irresponsible behavior. Yay us.
Is that what the founding fathers had in mind? Create a “working class” who’s job is to support those who choose not to? That’s not fair. Some are unable to. Many people are unable to work do to their disabilities. You know. Obesity. Depression. Anxiety. Fear of labor. The people who bled to turn their vision of a free land where men and women are able to make their own way without government oppression into a reality have been betrayed. I guess they didn’t foresee citizens allowing themselves to become subjects. It’s quite easy, really. Create a class of people supported by your representatives in government, with your money. Continue to support them for generations, fostering their dependence. Toss out a candidate who can motivate their unemployed, lazy asses and get them to the polls. Voila! Socialism!
It’s a sad day for America. Even if we turn it around, the effect will be felt for generations.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Glock 30. I’ve never been a Glock guy, but this just felt great. It’s accurate, small, and has a 10 + 1 capacity of .45 ACP goodness.