Dog Snot Diaries

There are just too many great quotes here not to post them.

“Was I speeding?”

“My wife said if I didn’t go to the store and get her a beer, she was gonna stab me in the face.”

“How long have you been on the lawnmower? About 2 weeks, my truck is broke.”

“I know mah rights! I know mah rights!”

“Is it illegal to cut grass?!?”

“What the hell? Mah wife’s gonna kick your ass!”

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I had a blast again this year. I did things a little different. I showed up 3 days early. The quiet time was a blast. I needed the relaxation. The drunken debauchery began Friday night and continued through early Sunday morning. We were more subdued this year, but alas, we’ll be looking for another campground for next year’s reunion.

Boo Hoo. You’re illegal and upset? Start swimming, Pedro.

Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking retard. It’s embarrassing that someone of your obvious ignorance can make it to a position of power.

I’ve gotten lazy. This will be my first year out of a tent.