Dog Snot Diaries

I write, you whine….

Thursday, July 31, 2008

I think this is why we haven’t heard from Jonathan in awhile…

There are just too many great quotes here not to post them.

“Was I speeding?”

“My wife said if I didn’t go to the store and get her a beer, she was gonna stab me in the face.”

“How long have you been on the lawnmower? About 2 weeks, my truck is broke.”

“I know mah rights! I know mah rights!”

“Is it illegal to cut grass?!?”

“What the hell? Mah wife’s gonna kick your ass!” – Watch more free videos

posted by Geoffrey at 7:32 pm  

Monday, July 28, 2008

Another summer reunion survived

I had a blast again this year. I did things a little different. I showed up 3 days early. The quiet time was a blast. I needed the relaxation. The drunken debauchery began Friday night and continued through early Sunday morning. We were more subdued this year, but alas, we’ll be looking for another campground for next year’s reunion.

posted by Geoffrey at 5:28 pm  

Thursday, July 17, 2008

My feelings are hurt!

Boo Hoo. You’re illegal and upset? Start swimming, Pedro.

posted by Geoffrey at 10:39 am  

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Don’t black my hole

Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking retard. It’s embarrassing that someone of your obvious ignorance can make it to a position of power.

posted by Geoffrey at 7:05 am  

Sunday, July 6, 2008

It’s official!

I’ve gotten lazy. This will be my first year out of a tent.

posted by Geoffrey at 7:25 pm  

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