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Monday, November 6, 2006

More moonbat funnies

I’ve mentioned before that I browse the Democratic Underground when I’m in the need for a good laugh. I NEVER fail to find a chuckle there. Here’s the latest: Democrats plan to win the election through mind control over the polling machines. I shit you not.

stellanoir (1000 posts) Mon Nov-06-06 09:14 AM
Original message
“If they can rig ’em. . .maybe we can fix ’em. . .”
Edited on Mon Nov-06-06 09:49 AM by stellanoir
Pssssssssst. . . .This may seem irrational but here’s something simple we all can do. . .

Every time you feel the intense sorrow, anger, or frustration about anticipating the possibility of yet another contrived defeat, consider stiffening your spine, focusing your mind, and saying aloud or thinking really loudly and firmly. . .

“I’m co creating with spirit that any malicious code implanted or hidden in the vote tally counting software be neutralized during this mid term election, and any malfeasance that does occur be so blatant that it will be exposed and corrected immediately, so that the true will of the people will be revealed and real justice can be established.”

Or perhaps, “I’m co creating with spirit that this election will be fair.”

(feel free to modify as you feel is appropriate)

You see very simply, if they can rig ’em maybe we can fix ’em. . .with our hearts and minds.

If there is any facet of technology that could be influenced by consciousness it would more than likely be computers. Most of us have personally experienced inexplicable technical anomalies in the past.

Of course it sounds irrational but so are those in power. They have consistently refuted all rational tools and arguments, even when based on heaps of compelling evidence, and have done so with presumed impunity and no accountability for nearly 6 years if you haven’t noticed.

They simply dismiss and marginalize our claims as being “reality based.” TRANSLATION: They are using low level magic and mind control. They are masterful at “group think.” We have not been so but perhaps we can focus at least for the next 48 hours or so. Theirs is based on falsehood and fear whereas if we draw from truth and love and humor, can you imagine what may be possible. . ?

Having approached the issue of election integrity from every imaginable traditional angle for nearly 4 years, and having written to every pundit, plutocrat, and politician of whom I could think, to virtually no avail, this may be one method of recourse that won’t take years of legislative and legal wrangling to remedy this most perilous situation.

ENOUGH ALREADY !!!

It’s worth a shot I figure.

Oh and it was suggested to me that I include a visualization for those who are more visually oriented as well. One of our wiser scribes suggested this really great one last week.

Envision the ’07 SOTU with Congresswoman Pelosi sitting next to an uncomfortable looking VP (the current one) behind the pRes.

“nam-myoho-renge-kyo”

posted by Geoffrey at 5:37 pm  

16 Comments »

  1. OMG.

    I was expecting a, “Click the heels of your ruby slippers….”

    Comment by The Other Mike S — November 6, 2006 @ 7:22 pm

  2. They certainly have gotten desperate… and funny as hell.

    Comment by Linoge — November 6, 2006 @ 8:25 pm

  3. The New Age movement did much to fertilize the groupthink ideals, and I must also direct a nod to the release of the book ‘Think and Grow Rich’, to which I affectionaly title ‘Think and Grow Tits’ ( or insert whatever unattractive body part).

    Based on the notion that as long as you can change your reality, you can change the world.

    Comment by Sistereinstein — November 7, 2006 @ 12:01 pm

  4. That’s a much better idea than simply voting for your favorite Democratic candidate.

    Today, just stay home and concentrate on winning the election!!

    Great plan.

    Comment by Jeff in Kabul — November 7, 2006 @ 12:54 pm

  5. Just as desperate as republicans in virginia sending out phone messages to voters telling them if they go to the polls they will be charge with a criminal offense?

    Comment by ooo — November 7, 2006 @ 9:03 pm

  6. waaahahahahah! dems control the house! the country is saved and the balance of power is getting equal again!

    Comment by ooo — November 8, 2006 @ 12:10 am

  7. Cya

    Comment by Hi — November 8, 2006 @ 3:40 am

  8. Typical of geoff to be MIA after watching his belvoed GOP get torn to shreds last night.

    Funny also how his “supporters” aren’t running to his aid. Hmm…Geoff not around. His supporters not posting. You do the math.

    Comment by ooo — November 8, 2006 @ 10:27 am

  9. Nah nah nah
    Nah nah nah
    Hey hey hey
    good fucking riddence
    http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/11/08/rumsfeld.ap/index.html

    Comment by ooo — November 8, 2006 @ 2:23 pm

  10. Naw, we didn’t need mind control. Just had to point out all the GOP corruption, the hypocrisy, the lying, the warmongering, oh, and the page buggering.

    Once we did that, it was a snap.

    If this is what you thought was the best we had, then no wonder we won so thoroughly.

    Thanks guys.

    Comment by jody — November 8, 2006 @ 3:33 pm

  11. That wasn’t it. If it were, there would have been no Democrats elected either. Every single item you pointed out occurred on your side of the aisle as well.

    Hypocrisy, thy name is jody.

    Comment by Geoffrey — November 8, 2006 @ 8:44 pm

  12. Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.

    Comment by Jody — November 9, 2006 @ 1:41 pm

  13. Why do moonbats never have anything to offer but empty comments? Are you suggesting that my statement wasn’t correct? If so, which of those things you listed weren’t done by Democrats.

    Comment by Geoffrey — November 9, 2006 @ 2:28 pm

  14. What, you actually expect them to provide *specific examples*, for or against? Surely you know better…

    Comment by Linoge — November 9, 2006 @ 4:16 pm

  15. I don’t expect it at all. I just like tossing it out there, knowing full well they’ll abandon the topic or point their finger at something completely unrelated.

    That’s the best thing about discussing politics with moonbats. You just keep them talking and the world laughs.

    Comment by Geoffrey — November 9, 2006 @ 4:31 pm

  16. I am combining with the Spirit that i will not be judged as looney as some of my Party-mates…

    Comment by Connie — November 9, 2006 @ 8:19 pm

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