Dog Snot Diaries

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Sunday, April 1, 2007

Messy Garage

My garage can get fairly messy at times. Now and then, like today, this comes back to haunt me.

I set my coffee down as I swept the floor and returned to it a minute later. I knew there was only about one drink left so I lifted it high and chugged the remainder.

Not good.

I’d grabbed the wrong cup. What I held in my hand was the remnant of a month old mug laden with mold and complimented with a few gnats unfortunate enough to have landed there in the meanwhile. I gagged and to add insult to injury – threw-up in my mouth.

I’ve thrown down goldfish, eaten a grub or two on a dare and even swigged down some of my own chew spit by mistake – but it all paled in comparison to this.

Absolutely disgusting.

posted by Gordon at 7:41 pm


  1. That’s whatcha get for trying to WORK on April Fool’s. 😉

    Comment by Skerdog — April 2, 2007 @ 1:26 pm

  2. That is absolutely disgusting! Thanks for sharing 😛

    Comment by Brenda — April 3, 2007 @ 11:10 am

  3. Yaawwnnn. Nobody gives a rats ass about your stupid “I drank out of the wrong cup” story. What’s the matter, it didn’t taste like semen enough for you?

    Comment by Jonathan — April 4, 2007 @ 7:59 pm

  4. Well can you forward some pics of your dog? Those posts were a creative draw.

    Comment by Gordon — April 5, 2007 @ 4:09 pm

  5. isnt in convienent that all of a sudden all of tese “people” come back to comment at the same time.

    give it the fuck up already, worm. you aren’t wanted on the Internet anymore. The neocon movement is dead. go panhandle with Cheney now, carry on.

    Comment by oo — April 6, 2007 @ 9:52 pm

  6. You think you’re the only idiot that still reads this page, NeoCunt? I’d have thought YOU’D have given it up long ago. It was pretty clear you weren’t wanted on the internet after you’d been banned from every blog you posted on.

    Comment by Geoffrey — April 6, 2007 @ 10:23 pm

  7. Geoffrey, Do yourself a favor and ban the troll.

    Hell, do all of us a favor!

    Comment by unkawill — April 21, 2007 @ 5:29 pm

  8. He’s already been banned from just about every blog on the internet. He’s the neighborhood child molestor. You can slap an ankle bracelet on him and ban him from school yards, but he always seems to end up back on the playground.

    Comment by Geoffrey — April 21, 2007 @ 6:22 pm

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