Dog Snot Diaries

I write, you whine….

Tuesday, May 29, 2007


Fuckers stole my cell phone last night. It’s ok. I’m not responsible for any charges. It’s insured. It has no personal information on it. The battery will be dead by the weekend unless you turn it off. A charger will cost you thirty bucks. You’ll never be able to activate it with another carrier. It’s a treo, so I suppose you can carry it around and use the calendar and camera if you’d like. You could call all my friends, but you’d have to use another phone. Hopefully, you’re stupid enough to try.

I store my phone book online, so the only inconvenience is the trip to the store to buy a new one. Karma sucks. Remember that when it catches up with you.

Now, lets have some suggestions for a new cell phone!

posted by Geoffrey at 12:59 pm  

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