Dog Snot Diaries

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Monday, June 25, 2007

Eat my way into a paycheck….

So, I’m walking my dog the other day and stopped at a watering hole to let her swim around some. It’s a pretty popular spot, and there were a few other dogs there as well. I’m throwing Maggie’s dummy out for her to retrieve, when another dog runs over to me with his dummy and drops it at my feet. I throw it for him, and begin throwing for both dogs.

After a few minutes, a woman walks over and we start a conversation about our dogs. She is sitting on a fallen log (this woman is HUGE) and I’m tossing the dummy for Maggie and Tobey (her pup). The conversation turns to politics (as it usually does with me). She was a flaming liberal, but it wasn’t a confrontational discussion. She asked what I did for work, I told her. I asked what she did for work. “I’m disabled”. I told her that was too bad, and asked her what happened. Her reply?

“I can’t control my weight.”

I asked her what was wrong, she said they don’t know, keep trying to put her on diets, but none worked.

So she get a paycheck because she’s a fat ass? You’ve got to be shitting me. My tax dollars are paying for this? Fuck work. I’m going to buy a case of Little Debbies and spend the day on XBox 360. Think of all the free time I’ll have! Morbid Obesity….here I come!

posted by Geoffrey at 9:02 am  


  1. Bleech…keep working, it ain’t worth it. You won’t be able to walk right and you’ll always feel badly about yourself.

    Comment by Not a flaming liberal.... — June 25, 2007 @ 2:39 pm

  2. You know, I have family on disability and I HATE it!! Both for “health” reasons. One is declared insane and the other I am not sure what her excuse it but I even hate that my own freakin family is on Disability!! I wish I could get paid to do NOTHING by our government! Instead I take care of a household and 4 kids and get no monetary compensation. We don’t have all the bells and whistles but I get to stay home to raise our kids and I am thankful for that, but still to take advantage of our government…

    Comment by Brenda — June 25, 2007 @ 5:17 pm

  3. I’d pay to have her stomach stapled, but she’d just come up with something else. I haven’t known a lot of people on welfare, but those I do know, are addicted. Not a single one of them has ever fully supported themself.

    Comment by The Other Mike S — June 25, 2007 @ 6:28 pm

  4. I was talking to my neighbor who works at the local office for welfare. She said she had a “client” the other day who she was working with. She asked him if he had filled out any job apps and if he had gone to one of the places in town that was hiring. He told her, “Look, lady. I have not worked a day in my life and I don’t intend to get a job ever.”

    With that kind of mentality displayed by ANY of those on welfare, it amazes me that we continue to fund such a failed policy. I’m not saying that we don’t need it – there are some who truly need it as a temporary measure while they get themselves back on their feet. But when I hear or read of these instances I just want to stop paying my taxes so these idiots don’t get anything.

    Comment by BillH — June 27, 2007 @ 1:04 am


    Did you see what that nutbag bitch has done to her kid??? I cannot believe that Rosie would stoop so low as to put that on her child. The woman should NOT be allowed to have children!!

    Comment by Brenda — June 27, 2007 @ 11:11 am

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