Dog Snot Diaries

I write, you whine….

Saturday, July 1, 2006

Holy Fuck, just die already…

It’s been what, 6 hours since we decided to bring the blog back online? In that short time span, I’ve already received 2 moonbat love mails. Did you spend the last 6 months checking those lame forums every day, dying for our return? I honestly didn’t think there were any trolls left around. I guess making you put a legitimate email address on the forums kept you at bay.

Well, fear no more! No longer will you have to sit in your mother’s basement spanking to tubgirl. Not one more night will you have to spend re-enacting! Now you can spend your time calling the moonbat hotline, courtesy of Dog Snot Diaries, saving your pennies for the bus fare to kick my ass (still waiting, neocunt), and regurgitating moveon talking points! Kittens Mittens! Your pathetic life has just been given new meaning.

Speaking of new meaning, I wonder if Old Fat Hag ever got her cash back from Cosahavenohome. I’m guessing that would be a big fat no. He’s still knee deep in Night Train after all the money he conned the moonbats out of.

Morons. Some things never change.

posted by Geoffrey at 4:53 pm  


  1. On a happy note, Yer back! Yer back! Woo Hoo! Add me to the blogroll baby.

    On a very sad note, Acidman from Gut Rumbles has passed away. I just found out today. I didn’t know if you knew.

    Comment by Lori — July 1, 2006 @ 9:11 pm

  2. I am so happy you are back! Yey!

    Happy Independence Day!!

    Comment by Beth Donovan — July 4, 2006 @ 10:24 pm

  3. Thank god! I was running out of things to read. Welcome back to the old blog.

    Comment by TC — August 16, 2006 @ 11:49 pm

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