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Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Mercer for President

Does anyone know if this is for real? I really can’t tell. It appears to be, and I’ve met some nutty Democrats before, but this one certainly takes the cake. I hope they get him into a few debates so he can tell us more about the “intelligence hotwire” the State of Texas installed in him.

Please. Take the time to read his site. This could be the Democrat’s candidate for President.

Some blurbs from his site:

I won scholar of the world in World Management at Rice University from the President Of Rice University development in engineering with him and the German Government. I won road scholar from the United States Navy/United States Marine Corp. at West Point. All of my records of authencation will be brought forward into court by former board and staff that I have named above according to law for my day in court.

As a part of my continuing eduaction, I am making my presidential campaign part of my ROTC Intelligence Academics to record the learnings, doings, and examples of the United States Government as a government consultant, community developer, and financial planner appointed by the United States Federal Congress to record my biography in the United States Government Presidential Election for 2008 from Electronic Surveillance to develop records on the United States Government Presidential Campaign because I am on an academic intelligence hotwire that can not be unhooked by anyone.

On August 22, 1992, The State of Texas installed an intelligence hotwire in me at the United States Army Military Intelligence Academy Camp Bullis San Antonio, Texas.

49. To Prove the United States Government killed my sex life, my wife sex life, my daughter-in –laws sex life both may sons and other of my family members sex life with Espionage Experimentation and Espionage Exploitation sex killing.

posted by Geoffrey at 6:41 pm  


  1. I looked at this site briefly and couldn’t decide if it was real or a joke site.

    Seriously – is this guy really running?

    Comment by Mad Mikey — September 13, 2007 @ 8:38 pm

  2. It’s got to be a joke, but I don’t think it is. Regardless, the guy is an illiterate nutjob.

    Comment by Geoffrey — September 14, 2007 @ 7:42 am

  3. 11. To prove the United States of America has two Presidents and I am one of them Jurisdiction in Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Government # 1 in Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International.

    Hey, is this guy nuts? Everyone knows you can’t be both of our Presidents…

    Comment by The Other Mike S — September 14, 2007 @ 5:55 pm

  4. All I had to read was his home page. He has to be a kook if this is not a spoof. Regardless, I’ll bet some asshats send him donations.

    All the best,
    Glenn B

    Comment by Glenn B — September 14, 2007 @ 5:56 pm

  5. Oh this is rich:

    There is some concern about the U.S. Government Religions enforcements. I will enforce the U.S. Government Religions enforcement regulating its enforcements itself with its regulations pertaining to itself and according to its enforcements.

    All together now: Wha-wha-what ?!?!?

    Comment by Skerdog — September 16, 2007 @ 6:23 pm

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