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Wednesday, July 5, 2006

Anyone else have a family on another planet?

Seriously. I have an odd family. Not the people individually (for the most part), but the family dynamics in general. What specifically broughout this on? My sister is a fucking nutjob. Seriously. Every time I talk to her I wonder how she can be so detached from reality. I can’t even have a conversation with her. It rattles my brain. Have you ever spoken to someone and walked away wondering if they’ve been awake for the last few decades?

That’s my sister. She’s such a nutjob it’s annoying. You wouldn’t know it just to talk to her, you have to know her. If you ran into her on the street you wouldn’t realize she’s insane unless she started in on one of her tinfoil hat government-control-cancer-from-Jiffy Pop popcorn conspiracy theories. What exactly do I mean? Talking to her is like reading Democratic Underground. Her version of reality is fiction. Sure, it’s sometimes based on fact, but it’s warped fact. You could look at her and tell her “it’s night time, the moon is out and the sky is black”. Then, 15 minutes later, she’ll walk up to you and say your a piece of shit. You ask why. She’s pissed because you just told her she has a fat ass and smokes crack. Huh? Exactly.

She needs to see a shrink. Or at least get a fucking job and move out on her own.

posted by Geoffrey at 5:59 pm


  1. Some of us just wish our families lived on another planet. My totally disgusting pedophile incestuous uncle managed to raise 6 of the most messed up kids ever foisted off on the earth, mainly because he sexually abused all of them, male and female alike. Now there’s a family that I don’t admit to kinship with.

    Comment by Cait — July 6, 2006 @ 10:23 am

  2. Is this the one you helped move a while back..when she was pregnant?

    Comment by Sandy — July 6, 2006 @ 10:37 am

  3. That’s the one.

    Comment by Geoffrey — July 6, 2006 @ 10:43 am

  4. I see. I seem to recall you mentioning her before..haha…

    Dude..I have a brother who has spent half his life in prison..she can’t be as bad as that..haha..

    Comment by Sandy — July 6, 2006 @ 11:39 am

  5. I have a daughter like that… I look at her and wonder what the heck went wrong, I am sure it’s a genetic thing on my x-husbands side. 😉

    Comment by Jackie — July 7, 2006 @ 12:54 am

  6. My sister used to be a little wacky like that. Once she got out of college and saw that working to pay rent without Mom and Dad’s help is somewhat difficult, she started telling her nutty hippie friends they’re out of their freaking minds.

    I’m pleased to say a little dose of reality helped my sister out. Unfortunately, reality doesn’t work with a few psychopathic ones. Heare’s to hoping, the medicine someday works for your sister.

    Comment by Chet — July 9, 2006 @ 1:23 am

  7. My brother is sorta like that. At least with the tinfoil-hat conspiracies. He TOTALLY BELIEVES everything in Michael Moore’s (sorry if I just ruined your meal) “movies”, he thinks Bush is somehow responsible for 9/11 and he refuses to acknowledge that we’re even in a war (his reply: “Against what country?”). Ugh. This is why I got away from political rants on my own blog…I got tired of his moonbat replies over and over again. If he made sense even a portion of the time, that would be different, but he doesn’t!

    Sorry, was that all out loud? :)

    Comment by Skerdog — July 11, 2006 @ 2:41 pm

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