Dog Snot Diaries

I write, you whine….

Thursday, July 31, 2008

I think this is why we haven’t heard from Jonathan in awhile…

There are just too many great quotes here not to post them.

“Was I speeding?”

“My wife said if I didn’t go to the store and get her a beer, she was gonna stab me in the face.”

“How long have you been on the lawnmower? About 2 weeks, my truck is broke.”

“I know mah rights! I know mah rights!”

“Is it illegal to cut grass?!?”

“What the hell? Mah wife’s gonna kick your ass!” – Watch more free videos

posted by Geoffrey at 7:32 pm  


  1. I think you like little boys.

    Comment by Jonathan — August 3, 2008 @ 12:38 am

  2. Stop projecting.

    Comment by Geoffrey — August 3, 2008 @ 1:37 am

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