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Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Fat Flight Attendants

Are flight attendants in short supply? Are they scraping the bottom of the resume pools? Why on earth would they employ fat people? They work in a thin tube, walking up and down a thinner aisle.

The aisle seat used to be great. You could stretch out your leg, get to the bathroom without disturbing people sitting next to you. You got a little extra shoulder room with your own arm rest. That’s all changed. Now it’s a place to have a fat ass bounced off your head every time the fat stewardess walks by.

Seriously. Hire some thin people.

posted by Geoffrey at 1:27 pm


  1. Eloquence is your long suit, my friend. Good stuff.

    Comment by Packy — April 10, 2009 @ 2:38 pm

  2. … fattischist!….

    Comment by Eric — May 28, 2009 @ 10:32 pm

  3. You know what is great (and i know you wont pusblish this but no matter, it is more for you geoff than anyone else), watching your beloved GOP dismantle itself piece by piece. The scandals, now Palin showing her true moron self. It is easy to watch your enemies be their own undoing.

    Comment by nunya — July 4, 2009 @ 12:53 pm

  4. My beloved GOP? I hate them only slightly less than I hate the Democrats. Palin, with all her problems, would have been a far better choice than Obama. Too bad she had McCain as a running mate.

    Comment by Geoffrey — July 6, 2009 @ 10:04 pm

  5. No joke. I just got off a flight where I was sitting in an aisle seat and they had a stewardess that wasn’t necessarily fat, but had hips that took up the entire width of the aisle. It’s bad enough the seats aren’t wide enough for some folks who have no business sitting in the middle seat. I couldn’t count the number of times I got knocked in the shoulder, or hip-checked in the head by “child-bearing” hip lady. She even knocked the ear buds out of my ears a couple of times.

    Comment by Chet — July 9, 2009 @ 12:21 am

  6. Hell, Palin could kick nobama’s ass! Scandals? Hell if the lame stream media would show just 1/16th of what the tax cheats, real sexual predators, murders in the dumbocunt party do this country would forget what a democrat was…

    Comment by lip — July 20, 2009 @ 9:09 pm

  7. ….. “broad people got no reason!……. BROAD people got not reason to looooove!”…..

    ….. sorry….. was channeling Randy Newman there for a while…….

    Comment by Eric — August 20, 2009 @ 9:43 pm

  8. terrible!

    i mean terribly funny!

    fatty fatty two by four, cant fit through the airplane door…

    but really, with 66% of americans being overweight these days it was bound to start happening!

    Comment by kimmy — August 28, 2009 @ 12:36 pm

  9. R U DEAD???

    Comment by JohnB — October 7, 2009 @ 10:03 pm

  10. Some years ago now I had cause (unfortunately) to take an Egypt Air flight – quite how the attendants made it down the aisle remains a mystery to this day

    Comment by Mr Free Market — October 9, 2009 @ 1:43 pm

  11. Wow! I am not sure how to respond. Who knows why the flight attendent is heavy, maybe there is a medical reason. I am sure there are many thin people not being productive citizens. I have to commend the flight attendent for holding a job.

    Comment by Gunnar — August 16, 2011 @ 5:11 pm

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