Dog Snot Diaries

I write, you whine….

Saturday, August 19, 2006

The Gods are smiling upon me!

Sweet baby Jesus! Just when I was at my breaking point, I got the phone call!

History: Over a year ago, my buddy went overseas to a hot dusty place for over a year. I got stuck watching his cat. I didn’t mind, because even though it’s a huge cat it’s good tempered. He’s also spent so much time at my house in the past, he thinks he belongs there.

For the first few months, it was no problem. He got along fine with my handicapped monstrosity. After we bought the new house and moved in though, things started to change. First, he ripped out every screen in the house. This house has birds everywhere, and he feels the need to catch them. He’s destroying them faster than I can replace them. He’s a great hunter.

Then, he got in a fight with the neighbor’s cat. The Boss went to go bring him back inside and he bit her. Off to the emergency room for a tetanus shot.

Now, he has a new gig. This cat eats non-stop. If Fred’s food bowl has more in it than his own, he pisses in Fred’s food bowl. Fucking bastard.

Thankfully, I got the call today. His dad is going to be picking him up in the next week or so.

He’s lucky. I was just going to see how long he could tread water.

posted by Geoffrey at 8:31 am  

1 Comment »

  1. It was nice of you to watch him! I bet Fred tries to get back to your house too!

    Comment by Pam — August 20, 2006 @ 7:45 pm

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