Dog Snot Diaries

I write, you whine….

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

I “heart” rainbow truthers

They’re just so entertaining. Bored? Looking for something to cheer you up? Need a good chuckle? Hop on YouTube and google moonbat videos.

What is infesting our water supply that’s suddenly causing this rainbow phenomenon?

posted by Geoffrey at 7:12 pm

Thursday, July 31, 2008

I think this is why we haven’t heard from Jonathan in awhile…

There are just too many great quotes here not to post them.

“Was I speeding?”

“My wife said if I didn’t go to the store and get her a beer, she was gonna stab me in the face.”

“How long have you been on the lawnmower? About 2 weeks, my truck is broke.”

“I know mah rights! I know mah rights!”

“Is it illegal to cut grass?!?”

“What the hell? Mah wife’s gonna kick your ass!” – Watch more free videos

posted by Geoffrey at 7:32 pm

Monday, July 28, 2008

Another summer reunion survived

I had a blast again this year. I did things a little different. I showed up 3 days early. The quiet time was a blast. I needed the relaxation. The drunken debauchery began Friday night and continued through early Sunday morning. We were more subdued this year, but alas, we’ll be looking for another campground for next year’s reunion.

posted by Geoffrey at 5:28 pm

Thursday, July 17, 2008

My feelings are hurt!

Boo Hoo. You’re illegal and upset? Start swimming, Pedro.

posted by Geoffrey at 10:39 am

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Don’t black my hole

Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking retard. It’s embarrassing that someone of your obvious ignorance can make it to a position of power.

posted by Geoffrey at 7:05 am

Sunday, July 6, 2008

It’s official!

I’ve gotten lazy. This will be my first year out of a tent.

posted by Geoffrey at 7:25 pm

Monday, June 30, 2008

My nuts itch!

posted by Geoffrey at 10:56 pm

Monday, June 30, 2008

Obama Lies.

Surprised? I’m not. The louder a politician cries CHANGE, the deeper he’s seated in “same old, same old”. Obama teaches Constitutional law? Not very well, it would seem.

posted by Geoffrey at 6:17 pm

Monday, June 30, 2008

Are you a Rifleman, or a cook?

The Appleseed Project

Do you believe that the 2nd Amendment addresses the individual rights of citizens to keep and bear arms? Do you shoot, or want to learn? Can you consistently hit a man sized target at 500 yards?

What’s a rifleman?
In short, a rifleman is an armed American, trained in the tradition of American Liberty. It’s a man who has learned to shoot a rifle accurately — accurate enough to score “expert” on the Army Qualification Course. Until you can do that, you’re considered a “Cook,” unprepared and unqualified to carry a rifle on the firing line of freedom. But after attending an Appleseed AQT shoot, you’ll have the credentials necessary to be a true rifleman, and will understand the critical need for defending freedom in this country.

If you haven’t been to an Appleseed event, go. You don’t need to own a firearm. Chances are they’ll provide one if you let them know. Buy some ammo (even .22lr is fine, if you want to shoot inexpensively), show up, learn some history, and improve your marksmanship more than you could have dreamed.

posted by Geoffrey at 8:22 am

Monday, June 30, 2008

Wesley Clark should resign his commission

I don’t care if you agree with McCain’s politics. I don’t care if you agree with his service. I don’t care if you think his service is relevant to his qualification to be President. I really don’t. McCain is about as far away from my ideal candidate that you can get, without being Obama.

But imply that his service was insignificant and doesn’t lend legitimacy to his qualifications to be Commander in Chief is to admit that you’ve left all reason at the door and thrown yourself into the political back talking machine. Wesley Clark has decided to leave honor at the door in hopes of securing a VP slot. He’s brought discredit to himself, his uniform, and his commission. Resign it.

posted by Geoffrey at 7:58 am
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